Journal Entree #5

Ohey!

...It'z chu again.

Y do chu still read this thing?

O, and srreh about how Foop stole my JOURNAL agen yesterday.

Chu see, he gave me my favorite food.

Jellie Beens!

I wuz like 'YUSH! THNK CHU FOOP!' 

So I ate them.

Little did I knoe, HE POISONED THEM 3:< 

So I falled asleep after that bcuz they had sleeping poison in them.

Then, when I woke up, MY JOURNAL WAS OUT OF MY HANDS AND WAS OPEN.

Gah, FOOP!

I looked at it, tryed to erase it, but it was in SHARPIE 3:<

So yeh, that'z pretteh much wut I did yesterdayyy.

Oh, I gots to go.

My mommy haz to tell me somethin 'importent'.

:P

~Poof!

Journal Entree #4

Hallo!

It'z Poof here, and Foop haz been getting on meh nerves lately.
Chu see, he has been steeling my journal (IT'Z NOT A DIARY!), and he has been writing in it, and he was getting it out when I was waking up.
So, with meh super secret awesum ninja skillz, I threw a pencil at him.
Now, before I tell chu this, I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM DAT BAD.
...It hit his eye.
Mom was really mad at me, so I couldn't go to Boo's that day.
Now he has this weird patch thingy on his eye, and he yellz at me when I try to poke it.
I didn't know that after you almost ACCIDENTALLY poke someone's eye out with a pencil they get all moody.
Foop is just so-

Heyyyy.
It'z Foop.
Don't tell Poof that I took hur diary.
Aneyway, Poof is a big, fat rat.
She poked my EYE out.
So now, when I's just minding my bizness, she comes 2 poke it in futher.
Anywayyyyy... I gots to go.
Poof is waking up.
O yeah, I fergot to tell you, I gave her some sleeping powder so I could use this diary thing.

~FoOp

Journal Entree #3 (the real one).

-Yawn-
I woke up, and I saw my brother writing in my journal!
Its  not my diary!
Foop is so annoying.
He tells me I'm gonna loose at every thing!
He never shares.
He hogs stuff.
He's so messy, and such a slob.
He got me grounded before! not telling how -.-
My brother must be really stupid, If he doesn't know that I look back at me "JOURNAL" (don't ever call it diary you little pimp of a hamster!)

I can't believe our parents named us our names backward.
Example- Foop, is Poof backwards, and Poof is Foop backwards.
So confusing!!!!
Bye ppl! (wait, no, no one should read my journal, so bye journal!)
~Poof

Journal Entree #3 (I is not Poof! >:D)

Hai.

Chu guys know that Poof guy, rite? 

Hehehe... Welllllllll... I IS NOT POOF.

I is... welllll... I'm kinda Poof's bro...
I stole Poof's diary thingy >:D

Oh yeh... I forgot!
Don't tel Poof -.-

Or I wil post boring stuffs like Poof did.

C chu weiros later...

~Foop.

PS- Why do chu guys even read this thing?

Journal Entree #2

Heyo!!

Lemme tell chu something.
Diva is on my nerve!!!
She keeps trying to attract Peter Pan Hamster, because Redd won't stop.
D= She trying to steal meh loved one!!

I doubt her glasses are "pure" gold as she says, how bout' chu?
I mean, gold would be seriously heavy (I know, because Imma gypsie).
Boo (my friend), is too busy with her ballet.
Its pronoubnced "Baa-el-ay"
Not "baal-et"
Thats so confusing =l

Bye Peepz.
~Poof
PS: Don't read my jounral, pwetty pweez? =3

Journal Entree #1

Hi peoplez.

Are chu sure chur suppose to read my journal?
I mean, I just started, but still, its private 3=< (mad hamster face).

I might have to call in the phantoms.
But I'm too nice.
Who are chu?
What specie are chu?
Chu expect me to write in this journal about what I think about life? Is that it? HMMM? Feelin' guilty?
Sorry, can't finish the journal right now, gotta eat dinner.

Chu betteh keep this safe!
~Poof